I'm Back. But Not Learning Jiu Jitsu Anymore...

Well, for the one or two readers who may still care, I have decided to make a triumphant return to bloggerdom. This is mostly because I have discovered a new blog (and Bar Exam Studying distraction) at http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/. Now, some of you (or the one of you still left) may be all like "Whoa, that's not a new blog at all." And you would be right, it isn't. But I just discovered it, so it's new to me. And that's all that really matters, right?

So I have been brainstorming some ideas for blog posts (again, putting off studying for the Bar) and agonizing (not really) over what I was going to do for my first new post. First, I thought it only fair to apologize to those of you who were closely following my quest to become a Ninja Master and explain why I have been slacking on those duties. For those of you that may not know, my Ninja Career ended some what dramatically. And by dramatically, I mean that I was being a dumbass and didn't tap out of an arm-bar. Said arm bar caused Ninja Nerve Damage (Author's note: Ninja Nerve Damage is just like regular nerve damage, just with a cooler name) in my elbow. It wasn't anything serious, it just took forever to heal and was pretty obnoxious for quite some time. Now, that is only part of the reason I retired from the Ninja-ing. Ninja Law School (or whatever I used to call it) took on a new intensity about the same time that I hurt myself, so I was preoccupied with both curricular and extracurricular activities. This created the perfect storm of Ninja Excuses for me to stop showing up (but continue paying for) Ninja Lessons.

Now, you (singular...in case I haven't made it abundantly clear that I only expect approximately one person to read this blog) may be thinking, "Oh, that's sad. Now this blog is going to suck even worse than it did before." To respond, I will say, "No! That shall not be so." (I always remember to use my shall's when responding to thoughts I imagine people are having). Noteworthy stuff happens to me all the time. So anything I can think of something noteworthy to say, I will. Believe you me, there I have plenty ideas (examples include, but are not limited to: a hypothesis on public restroom toilet paper, proposed blogging rules for the budding humor writer, and whether or not growing up is in fact what it is cracked up to be). So bear with me while I attempt to reinvent this little section of the internet that I call Lessons For the Great White Ninja (I'm totally keeping the name).